Leading a life of a grownup means that you need to balance your schedule on a weekly, or even a monthly basis. Which is why going to the movies is something not many of us get to do very often.
Since the movies are “once in a Blue Moon” even, those of us who find the time to watch sequels to our favorite movies (yes, I’m talking about the Avengers), we don’t want our experience ruined.
However, regardless of the preparations we make, there’s always that one jerk who came to watch the movie so he could talk trash about it. It’s the same guy who likes to make phone calls during the movie.
He’s usually super-buffed so no one says anything because they would like to stay alive long enough to see the post-credits scene.
So, when a guy decided to take his girlfriend to see the Infinity Wars, he made a list of rules she must obey
Now, this might sound a bit harsh at first, but it sounds completely reasonable to me.
At first, like every other girlfriend, she agreed to go with him to the movies
But that was just the beginning.
Then he introduced the list of Sacred Rules
I strongly believe everyone must their own version of this.
This sounds okay to me
He needs to be involved in the plot.
He means business
This guy is quite serious about his involvement.
He needed her to be involved, as well
Having a 24-hour notice is always appreciated
As long as you have a suitable replacement for who already agreed to follow the guidelines.
The movie should not be interrupted
She is his designated keeper. She keeps the things calm, so he can enjoy the movie.
We still haven’t heard back from the girl, but I believe she was fine with all of this. She probably knows her man can get too involved in things he likes – that’s why she’s there for him, even in the case of the crazy white guy. (hilarious)